Right now I am more concerned with allergies and upper respiratory infections. I'm working on the second infection in about two and a half months. The weather has been beautiful recently, but where I live, "beautiful" usually translates to "allergen-filled." And I can't help myself. I love to eat outdoors and drive around with the convertible top down in this weather, even though I know the consequences.
It could be worse, though. Until about six years ago, I spent every winter in a fog of sinus infections, bronchitis, and pleurisy. Yes, people still get pleurisy. At least, this person does. Then I had surgery to repair a deviated septum and several other related nasal issues. Probably the result of too many foul-tips to the face from my days as a catcher. From the moment the splints were removed from my nose (and trust me, you don't want any additional details about that), I have had a superhuman sense of smell. Which, as it turns out, is not always a desirable superpower.
For instance, on my morning walks. I live on the edge of a neighborhood and a commercial district, so my morning walk is always an interesting mix of sights. And smells. On my last walk, I encountered the following smells:
- dryer sheets from a home on my route that was already doing laundry at 6am. Not sure exactly what the scent was called, but probably something like "spring lavender mist with a hint of citrus".
- a clean-cut college student with a book bag waiting at the bus stop who smelled of...no, "reeked" of is the proper term...pot. Mary Jane. Weed. Maui Wowie. He wasn't smoking anything when I saw him, but based on the smell I'm guessing he had been smoking within five minutes of our encounter. Have I mentioned that it was 6am?
- fresh baked doughnuts from the grocery store down the street. You'd think that would have been the highlight of the morning, but it was more a combination of doughnuts and the grease in which they were fried. Enough to make me swear off doughnuts for awhile. And last, but not least,
- gasoline, from the tanker that was refilling the pumps at the gas station on the corner. Good thing the pot-smoking college kid wasn't nearby, or there might have been an explosion.
On second thought, I may not have an upper respiratory infection at all. My nose may just be rebelling against the olfactory assault it endured on my last walk. I don't blame it at all. Frankly, I'm a little relieved not to smell anything for a few days.
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